It's my BIRTHDAY!


Yes, you heard right. It's my birthday today! (get ready for a boatload of exclamation marks)

I'm a whopping 23 years old! Bada Bing Bada Boom


In 23 years I can tell you a few things for sure:

1. rainbow sprinkles are life enhancers
2. my family is the shit
3. laughing so hard you pee your pants is the reason you are alive
4. everyone picks their nose



I'm going under the assumption that everybody loves May 2nd as much as I do.

You do, don't you? 
Yah, you do. 

If not for it being MY birthday, then at least for it finally being May and 
for these sprinkley cinnamon rolls I'm about to unleash in to your life.


You ready, life? GET READY.

So it starts with a dough:


You know the usual;
eggs, milk (almond milk), a little agua (water/H2O)


A little whisky whisky (the motion, not the glorious drink),
and then it's time for the flour, sugar, salt, madness, excitement, yeast


Why is there a pair of scissors??! I couldn't open the yeast...


Oh yah! It's that time.
Time for that somewhat seductive block of butter to join the party.


And then something incredible happens, 
right around the time the white chocolate & the sprinkles come into play.
That's when it gets wild. Wild and gosh darn crazy.

Because suddenly, you have this.
(With the help of a rolling pin/can of pam you sub for a rolling pin)


And then you're so entranced by this cosmic looking rainbow mad house,
that you just stare at it for a bit. Is it dough or a nebula? Who's to say? 


Rolled, twirled, sprinkled and whatnot. These puppies end up in the oven.

And you whip up some cream cheese frosting like you were born to do this!


Whipped!

And then this piping hot pan of ridiculousness was sitting in front of me.

And by God, I cannot for the life of me figure out where that missing roll went...


It may not be cake, but this SCREAMS Happy Birthday.
And I'm happily listening. Scream away little rainbow delights.

Stop it. I'm getting outrageous.
Real talk: these cinnamon rolls are outrageous. Fact.


Time to share the madness, here you go folks:






Boop!


Here's to twenty three!

52 comments:

  1. Yummmmmmmm happy birthday, twins!

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  2. I love the idea of putting sprinkles inside the dough! Brilliant! Lovely photos!

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    1. Thank you! I've been dreaming these up for a while now, so glad they came out well! Now I just need to think of more things I can add sprinkles to!

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    2. Omgosh. This looks so good. I have to try it! Thanks for the idea!!

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  3. I made some funfetti buns a while back... yours look waaaaaaaaaaaaaay better!

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    1. And a very happy birthday to you =)

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    2. thank you! It was a swell day. Can't complain on a birthday!

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  4. happiest of birthdays to my little sprinke cupcake....great shots ..sprinkle the day away! xo mum

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  5. Happy, happy, happy birthday to Y-O-U! Those cosmic birthday rolls look incredible. I wish I was turning 23 today ;)

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  6. stumbled upon these on food gawker! happy Birthday! these are just adorable and such an amazing way to celebrate your big day :)

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  7. PS: i don't think you noted when to add the sprinkles or white chocolate chips into the batter. i assume before you chill overnight. :)

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    1. thanks for the birthday wishes! and for catching that, all fixed!

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    2. I just found this on Pintrest and was thinking the same thing. I hope she updates it.

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    3. I already fixed it...step number five on the danish dough

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  8. happy birthday!!! love the photos on this post :)

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  9. Awesome rolls, awesome photos! Happy birthday!

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    1. thanks! They were sweet and addictive for sure

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  11. A nice alternative to cupcakes. Very nice!

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    1. My thoughts exactly! I love me some cupcakes, but it was time for a change this year

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  12. I love this! My boyfriend's birthday falls in the middle of the week, so I'm going to surprise him with THESE for his "merry unbirthday" celebration this weekend! Also... I'm kind of super jealous of your entire life!

    --signed,
    Foodie Admirer
    aka.
    Meg

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    1. haha thanks meg! You're so sweet. I hope your boyfriend liked them! They sure brightened up my birthday...ha I wish someone made them for me though

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  13. These look divine! I turn 30 in September and would love to wake up to these for breakfast that day!

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    1. Woohooo! a birthday definitely calls for a sweet treat in the morning, and sprinkles on a birthday...100% necessary ALWAYS

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  14. These look so good! My birthday is next month and these are on my must have list!

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  15. Ummm, you are by far the funniest girl I know. Happy (belated) birthday, and YOU ARE AMAZING.

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    1. dang! thanks, way to make my day! Already thinking up sprinkle-enriched delights for next year...

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  16. Sweet, we have the same birthday :D I'll have to make these next year for my 20th!

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  17. Do you use rapid rise yeast??

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  18. I'm not really anon, I'm Kayla, I just didnt have any accounts to post this comment with. haha anyway, this sounds amazing! I wanna do it for my best friend's bday bc I'm taking him on an all day trip and I figured this could be good on the way too!! can you post or send me the measurements for this, please? like how much milk and how many eggs and such? thanks :) x

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    1. Hey Kayla! I have all the measurements posted in the recipe in the post. It's on the watercolor paper. Let me know if you have nay other questions!

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  19. I LOVE MAY 2ND... It's my birthday, too!

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    1. hah I love it too. Easily the greatest day of the year, everyone should celebrate may 2nd!

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  20. Who says they have to be for a birthday ;-) I am gonna make these and take them to our friends this weekend! Sprinkles are good any day of the year!! ~ Summer

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  21. Hello!!
    Sorry, i am wanting to make these for my hubbys bday... and i noticed in your directions for the danish dough, you dont note when to add the wet mix to the dry mix
    thanks!!
    ashley

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    1. sorry about that! should be all fixed. let me know if you have any other questions.

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  22. Omg! What a great idea! It's absolutely fabulous!!!
    Congratulations!!!

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  23. Yes, I love May 2nd...because it's one day after my birthday! haha!

    But this recipe sounds awesome and I definitely cracked a smile while reading these glorious directions lol.

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  24. MAY 2nd is the BEST day to have a birthday! And these looks SO fun that I'm pinning!

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  25. We share a birthday! Happy Birthday, Taurus and thank you for the idea for my next birthday! :)

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  26. I am totally gonna do this for my boyfriend's birthday :D I cant wait!!!!!!!!!

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  27. Whoaaa, I want these! Now! I thought they were gonna be made from a funfetti mix and I so SO glad when I saw they were from scratch! Def will be trying these!

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  28. I absolutely love your humor and will be sharing this page. Oh and I will also be making these for the hubby who is a sprinkle lover too :-)

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  29. Just need to make sure...you do the Danish dough recipe then finish the rolls with cosmic Birthday cake cinnamon rolls recipe? Thanks! =)

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  30. Okay. I am loving your personality! I'm super excited to make these for my bf. He is also a great lover of all things spinkles. Lol Thanks!

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  31. I thought this was a great post love your personality definitely can see it in this post. Must try this recipe for my girls birthday.

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